BEFORE:
“I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. I love it when she sleeps.”AFTER:
“I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. I hate the way she sounds when she laughs.”
Silly Toan and Jon. Names don’t rhyme at all though.
Alice came to a fork in the road. “Which road do I take?” she asked.
“Where do you want to go?” responded the Cheshire cat.
“I don’t know,” Alice answered.
“Then,” said the cat, “it doesn’t matter.”
We’ve seen HDR make life look hyperreal before but this short film takes it to another level. The chapel is real, built in 1796 in Poland, but it looks like something out of Gears of War. Just watch.
Maserrari Garage
Starring: Ferrari F430, F360, F575M, F348 GTS, F355 & Maserati GranTurismo, Quattroporte
(by r3)
What happened between you and the girl?
We’re trying to make things work as friends. Some things were said and done that led up to what happened, with a majority of it being my fault. In any case she was out of my league and I believed I’d never measure up to her standards (which I didn’t). We ended things on a mutual understanding. That’s the gist of it.
